Thursday, September 30, 2010

Fake Celebrity Obituary: Death of Jesse James



American television personality and CEO of West Coast Choppers Jesse James, 41, of Los Angeles, died Friday of a drug overdose.
            Ex-wife Sandra Bullock found James unconscious in his home in L.A.  The police say he consumed a heavy amount of the painkiller Valium minutes after calling Bullock to discuss their marital problems.
“She wouldn’t talk about the incident for days, but she’s come to terms with it now,” a close friend of Bullock told reporters.   “She has been such a strong support system for his daughter (Sunny).  After all the humiliation he put her through she is still an angel to him.”
In an attempt to turn his life around after the affair with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee went public, James attended a rehab facility in Arizona specializing in drug, alcohol, and sex addictions.  He had been home for one week.
“I talked to him a few times during that week and I really thought he had changed,” said a friend of James’.  “He told me he wanted to make things right with Sandra.  He also told me he knew he had lost the best thing that ever happened to him.”
James was introduced to television in 2000 when the Discovery Channel issued the documentary Motorcycle Mania.  He even had his own stunt show called Jesse James is a Dead Man, which premiered on Spike TV in 2009.  His celebrity status, however, is accredited to Monster Garage, a show that required James and his group of mechanics to fix vehicles within a given time period.
Monster Garage allowed James to meet Bullock when she requested him to be her ten-year-old godson’s Christmas present.  The pair married in 2005. 
In 2010, however, rumors involving James’ infidelity surfaced.  Apparently he had been having an affair with McGee while Bullock was filming The Blind Side.   Bullock filed for divorce on April 28, 2010.  She took care of Sunny while James entered rehab.
Bullock has taken full custody of Sunny and they now live in Austin, Texas.
The date for James’ service has not been publicized but it will take place in L.A.
***THIS IS A DISCLAIMER. JESSE JAMES IS NOT DEAD.***

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